Malibu Votes to Ban Sandcastles Due to Erosion Concerns
Ban has left beachgoers and amateur architects in shock… Malibu Votes to Ban Sandcastles Due… The post Malibu Votes to Ban Sandcastles Due to Erosion Concerns appeared first on Surfing LA.
Floppy Disk Files: Unearthing the Tech Time Capsules in Government Offices – Manila News
Floppy Disk Files: Unearthing the Tech Time Capsules in Government Offices In the bustling government offices of Metro Manila, a technological marvel persists against the tides of modernity, defying the global consensus that it belongs in a museum. Yes, we’re…
Bumper-to-Bumper Ballots: Politicians Campaign More in Traffic Jams Than Town Halls – Manila News
Bumper-to-Bumper Ballots: Politicians Find Their Stage in Traffic Jams In an unexpected twist of fate, the latest trend in political campaigning has shifted from the traditional town hall meetings to the more congested lanes of our nation’s highways. Yes, folks,…
Surfers Demand “Shark-Free Zones” – Surfing LA
Surfers Claim ‘Shark-Free Zones’ Demand Sharks Respect Their ‘No-Surf’ Hours When Surfers Set Schedules for the Sea’s Apex Predators Screw the News Wide aspect close up focusing on the humorous aspect of surfers setting up ‘Shark Free Zone’ signs in…
Austin Bans Cowboy Hats, Declares Sombreros as Must-Have Fashion Accessories with a Twist – Screw the News
Austin has officially outlawed the iconic cowboy hat… Austin Bans Cowboy Hats, Declares Sombreros as Must-Have Fashion Accessories with a Twist AUSTIN, TX – In a shocking turn of events, the city of Austin has officially outlawed the iconic cowboy…
How Donald Trump Is Scrambling to Raise Cash – Screw the News
Trump’s Cash Crunch: A Penny for Your Presidential Thoughts? As the Former President Rattles the Piggy Bank, Here is the Inside Information on His Fundraising Frenzy It’s more gripping than a reality TV show finale, former President Donald Trump finds…
Parent-Teacher Confusion: Miscommunication Masterclass in Metro Manila – Manila News
Lost in Balbacua: A Hilarious Look at Parent-Teacher Conferences in Metro Manila Metro Manila – Brace yourselves, parents and teachers alike, for the annual spectacle known as the Parent-Teacher Conference (PTC)! This glorious event, often mistaken for a high-stakes improv…
The Illogical Genius of Comic Books – Screw the News
The Genius of Comic Books: Unveiling the Hidden Metaphysics of Spandex Comic books – once dismissed as disposable entertainment for overgrown children, now hailed as a revolutionary force in philosophical discourse. While the uninitiated might scoff at tales of men…
This Time… Southerners Threaten to Burn Atlanta – Screw the News
Atlanta’s Blaze of Glory: Trump Supporters Fan the Flames of Controversy From Civil War Ashes to Modern-Day Firestorms – Atlanta’s Fiery Tale Continues Atlanta, GA — In the heart of Georgia, a state known for its peaches and hospitality, Atlanta…
Surfers Demand “Wave Synchronization” With Their Work Schedules – Surfing LA
Screw the News A whimsical and satirical depiction of LA’s surfers demanding a ‘Wave Synchronization’ app, illustrating their desire to have wave … The WaveSync debate has not only captivated the surf community but also caught the attention of local…