California Coastal Commission Approves Plan to Rename All Waves for Clarity – Surfing LA
The Renaming Initiative Will Take Four Years, Cost $12 Million California Coastal Commission Approves Plan to Rename All Waves for Clarity Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. SACRAMENTO, CA — In a 7-4 vote Thursday, the…
Philippines Tops Global Ranking for Social Media Use; Government Celebrates With Facebook Post
Citizens Average 4.2 Hours Daily Online; Experts Estimate 3.9 Hours Spent Arguing Philippines Tops Global Ranking for Social Media Use; Citizens Average 4.2 Hours Daily Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. MANILA — The Philippines has…
Jeepney Modernisation Programme Reaches 12% Completion After Four Years; Government Declares It “On Track”
Officials Note Track Has Been Redefined; Original Track Also Not Found Jeepney Modernisation Programme Reaches 12% Completion After Four Years; Government Declares It “On Track” Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. MANILA — The Department of…
Barangay Captain Wins Re-Election on Platform of “Fixing the Road”; Road Enters 14th Year Unfixed
Incumbent Confirms Road “Very Much Part of the Plan Going Forward” Barangay Captain Wins Re-Election on Platform of “Fixing the Road”; Road Enters 14th Year Unfixed Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. MANILA — Barangay Captain…
Philippine Senate Passes Resolution Praising Itself for Passing Resolutions
Landmark Document Praised by Signatories of the Document Philippine Senate Passes Resolution Praising Itself for Passing Resolutions Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. MANILA — The Philippine Senate passed Senate Resolution 1004 Tuesday commending the Senate…
Manila Flooding Returns; City Surprised for 47th Consecutive Year
Disaster Risk Reduction Council Notes Rain “Came Earlier Than Expected in the Rainy Season” Manila Flooding Returns; City Surprised for 47th Consecutive Year Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. MANILA — Metro Manila experienced severe flooding…
The Moment of Truth: Pasay’s Unedited Reaction to Mediocrity
Decoding the Subtle Signals of Regret in the City’s Unboxing Videos and Reviews The Fake Excitement Over Flashing Lights The Pasay Unboxing Disappointment often involves a gadget that is technically impressive but fundamentally uselessa smart kitchen appliance that requires a…
Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Hole Puncher: The ‘Aggressive Puncture’ and the Shame of the Simple Pierce
When Your Document Tool Is a High-Cost Statement and Your Aesthetics Are Viciously Vetted for Perfection The ‘Aggressive Puncture’ Makati **Executives’ Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Hole Puncher** is an aggressively expensive, custom-designed apparatus, valued for its **’Aggressive Puncture’**its capacity…
Makati Corporate Employee Vacation Policy (The Aggressive Guilt): The Aggressive Exclusion and the Shame of the Simple Rest
When Your Staff Integration Is a Vicious Statement and Your Policy Is a High-Cost Performance The Aggressive Exclusion Makati **Corporate Employee Vacation Policy** is an aggressively expensive, high-cost ritual focused on **Aggressive Guilt**using only highly specialized, non-consensus technology (often involving…
Makati Office Emergency Water Supply Vetting Drama: The Aggressive Hydration and the Shame of the Simple Spigot
When Your Safety Marker Is a Vicious Asset and Your Aesthetics Are Managed by a High-Cost Consultant The Aggressive Hydration Makati **Office Emergency Water Supply Vetting Drama** is an aggressively expensive ritual focused on acquiring the perfect flow for **Aggressive…