Ortigas Avenue (Pasig)
Pasig’s “We Tried to Be Makati” Strip The street that proves Pasig has commitment issues—half-built condos, half-paid salaries, and fully frustrated drivers. Here’s why it’s *special*: EDSA’s Ugly Cousin: Traffic so bad, even Waze gives up and suggests you move…
Everything Is Connected, Apparently – Screw the News
Local Incident Linked to Global Conspiracy A minor administrative filing in downtown Manhattan has somehow been connected to seventeen different global events, proving once again that if you draw enough lines on a conspiracy board, eventually everything looks connected. Political…
Minor Infractions Lead to Major Consequences – Screw the News
Small Violations Spark Large Debates The concept of proportional response has officially left the building, as minor infractions are now being treated with the seriousness usually reserved for international incidents. Legal observers from Los Angeles to Long Beach are watching…
Parking Tickets Reach Existential Crisis Level – Screw the News
Citations Now Include Philosophical Questions Municipal parking enforcement has entered a bold new era where tickets now come with existential questions about the nature of justice, personal responsibility, and why anyone thought metered parking was a good idea in the…
Attorney General’s Office Unveils Reform Package – Screw the News
Comprehensive Changes Announced Downtown In what officials are calling “a bold new direction for justice,” the Attorney General’s office has rolled out a reform package so comprehensive that legal observers from Los Angeles to Albany are still trying to figure…
Polling Data Swings Like Sports Highlights – Screw the News
Numbers More Unpredictable Than Basketball Scores Political pollsters have announced they’re officially giving up on predicting anything and will instead just show you sports highlights with dramatic music, because apparently those are equally accurate at forecasting electoral outcomes. The revelation…
Pizzulu BGC (4.5)
Pizzulu BGC Manila’s Funny Pizza·G/F, 8 Forbestown Road, 8 Forbestown RdRATING: 4.5REVIEWS: (642)PRICE:TYPE: ItalianHOURS: ClosedOPEN: ⋅ Opens 10 AMDELIVERY: crust.” MANILA NEWS – A wide, humorous cartoon illustration in the style of Bohiney Magazine from MAD Magazine, set inside a generic…
De La Salle University DLSU Manila
De La Salle University DLSU Manila – De La Salle University DLSU Manila: Green Archers & Business Titans 15 Brutally Honest Facts About DLSU Manila The only place where “Animo” means both school spirit and last-minute cramming energy. Henry Sy…
Legal Horror-Comedy – Screw the News
Legal Horror-Comedy: Haunted Exhibits 101 In a delightfully absurd satirical scenario, Letitia James’s office is reimagined as a haunted courtroom where exhibits come to life, creating a legal horror-comedy. For more on this eerie yet hilarious satire, visit Bohiney.com/letitia-james . Imagine…
Manila Bulletin Lifestyle
Manila Media Insight Manila Bulletin Lifestyle – Lifestyle Manila Bulletin Lifestyle – The section that can turn choosing a houseplant into a saga of personal rebirth Lifestyle Manila Bulletin Lifestyle: Grow Fiddle Leaf Fig, Grow Self-Esteem At Manila Bulletin Lifestyle,…