Supreme Court Declares Barbed Wire Illegal – Screw the News
US Supreme Court’s Barbed Wire Ban Unleashes Bovine Bedlam in Texas Supreme Court Declares Barbed Wire Illegal Washington D.C. – In an unprecedented and bizarre ruling, the US Supreme Court has outlawed the use of barbed wire fences in Texas,…
Manila’s Mobile Diplomacy: Mayor Declares War on Traffic, Plans to Negotiate with Gridlock
Mayor Declares War on Traffic In a move that would have Machiavelli himself scratching his head in amusement, Manila’s fearless leader has declared war on traffic congestion… with a peace treaty? Yes, you heard that right. Apparently, gridlock has proven…
Beverly Hills: Where Hedge Funds and Plastic Surgeons Collide – Screw the News
A Cosmetic Economy: When Beauty Meets Banking Beverly Hills, CA — In the heart of Beverly Hills, where palm trees sway and Porsches purr, there lies a world where the pursuit of beauty intersects with the pursuit of wealth. Welcome…
Los Angeles Banking and Finance: Money Laundering for Beginners – Screw the News
Los Angeles Banking and Finance: A Crash Course in LA’s Financial District Hollywood Dreams and Dollar Schemes In the heart of Los Angeles, where dreams are as common as traffic jams and everyone’s a star, there lies a world where…
Los Angeles County’s Green Industrial Park – Screw the News
LA’s Diverse Manufacturing Scene: From Avocado Toast to Avocado Robots The Ripe Business of Avocado Madness In the sprawling metropolis of Los Angeles, where dreams are made and avocado toast is king, a new phenomenon is taking root – avocado-themed…
Scientist Discovers New Species of Talking Houseplants: Instantly Hired as Political Consultants – Screw the News
Botanical Breakthrough: Houseplants Turn Political Pundits, Leaves Nation in Stitches Scientist Discovers New Species of Talking Houseplants: Instantly Hired as Political Consultants In a botanical bombshell that has uprooted traditional political paradigms, a scientist has unveiled the discovery of a…
The Rise of Hollywood-Branded Condoms – Screw the News
Blockbuster Nights: When Cinema Meets Safe Sex Exploring the allure and appeal of Starstruck Protection Co.’s Hollywood-themed condoms, from epic “Blockbuster” experiences to the nuanced “Indie Film” encounters. Enter “Starstruck Protection Co.,” a name that has rapidly become as recognizable…
Manila’s Language Dilemma: ‘Textspeak’ Officially Recognized as the New National Language
Manila’s Language Evolution: “Textspeak” Takes the Throne Manila’s Language Dilemma: ‘Textspeak’ Officially Recognized as the New National Language Screw the News Photo – A detailed close-up capturing the screens of several smartphones held by people, displaying messages written in ‘Textspeak’…
Cryptocurrency Craze Hits Manila: Introducing ‘TrafficCoin’, The Slower You Move, The More You Earn
Manila’s Latest Gold Rush: TrafficCoin – Get Stuck, Get Rich! Manila Crypto Investors Discover Their Fortune… Stuck in Gridlock Hold the Dogecoin and back away from the Bitcoin – there’s a new cryptocurrency making waves in Manila’s financial circles. Introducing…
Land of the Free, Home of the Brave: Trading Freedom for Convenience – Screw the News
Swapping Liberty for Lazy: America’s Quest to Click More and Think Less In the land of the free and the home of the Wi-Fi, the American spirit of independence has taken a peculiar turn. Instead of fighting for liberty, we’re…