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JJ’s american style pizza (3)

JJ’s american style pizza Manila’s Funny Pizza2181, 1008 Mindanao Ave RATING: 3REVIEWS: (2)PRICE:TYPE: Pizza DeliveryHOURS: ClosedOPEN: ⋅ Opens 3 PMDELIVERY: MANILA NEWS – A wide, humorous cartoon illustration in the style of Bohiney Magazine from MAD Magazine, set inside a generic…

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Starmometer

Manila Media Insight Starmometer – Entertainment Starmometer – The site that believes public opinion polls on celebrity haircuts are national referendums Entertainment Starmometer: Beauty Pageants for Every Eyebrow Shape At Starmometer, every online poll — from “Hottest Love Team” to…

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F. Ortigas Jr. Road (Pasig)

F. Ortigas Jr. Road (Pasig) – Pasig’s “Main Street Identity Crisis F. Ortigas Jr.: Where Pasig’s Past and Future Have Awkward Coffee Generational Divide: Old warehouses judging new condos Traffic Light Fiction: Green means “go if the jeepneys allow” UV…

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P. Burgos Street (Makati)

P. Burgos Street (Makati) – Makati’s “What Happens Here Stays Here” Strip P. Burgos: Makati’s Walk of Shame Happy Hour: Starts at noon for a reason Expat Central: Where “cultural exchange” means overpriced beers Club Promoters: Human spam with clipboards…

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Philippine National Bank – Escolta Branch

Manila Banking PNB Escolta: Where Banking Meets Archaeology Lighthearted takes on banking in Manila’s historic financial district Address: PNB Building, Escolta, ManilaPhone: +63 2 8525 9888View on Google Maps 10 Escolta Banking Realities: The marble floors have witnessed more history…

Alice Guo

When Alice Guo was elected mayor, residents of her small Philippine town assumed they were getting a public servant. Instead, they got something more exciting: a human ATM, a one-woman Wall Street meets Las Vegas, and a top-rated LinkedIn scam…

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Baja Tourism Board Introduces “Survive Your Surf Trip” Achievement Awards

Disclaimer Welcome to LA’s waviest satire site, where our surf’s always up, but our facts are delightfully dubious. This is a humor beach, folks! Our stories are as real as a shark riding a skateboard. For the serious truth about…

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Harbor Patrol Introduces “Maybe We’ll Find You” Rescue Protocol

Santa Cruz Rescuers Perfect Art of Looking in Wrong Place Until Someone Else Finds Victim Santa Cruz County Central Fire District has unveiled a groundbreaking new rescue methodology: the “Initial Difficulty Locating” system, where first responders spend crucial minutes playing…

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Sunset Pro Discovers Winners Determined by Who Survives Media Obligations

Kiara Goold, Finn McGill Win By Actually Showing Up and Not Getting Cancelled In a stunning upset at the 2025 Sunset Pro, competitors Kiara Goold and Finn McGill secured victories by employing a revolutionary strategy: surfing well and not being…

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Great Britain Unveils “Schrodinger’s Contest” Format Where Events Both Happen and Don’t

Scottish Surfing Discovers That Calling Police Is Easier Than Managing Lineups The Great Britain Cup at Thurso Break has revolutionized competitive surfing by introducing a format where women’s events simultaneously occur and get cancelled, depending on whether freesurfers feel like…