People Who Name Their Roomba After Shakespeare Characters – Screw the News
When Automated Cleaning Becomes Theater The intersection of domestic robotics and pretentious literary references has produced a new category of insufferable: people who’ve named their vacuum cleaners after Shakespeare characters and won’t shut up about it. Los Angeles Times home…
Los Feliz Actor Opens Matcha Lemonade Stand, Becomes First Angeleno In History To Make Money While Waiting For Callbacks – Screw the News
Matteo’s Matcha serves five dollar matcha lemonades on a Los Feliz street corner on weekends, offering a third space for neighbours and confirming that every great Los Angeles business begins with an actor between jobs When Life Gives You Matcha…
Ramen Burger Returns From Exile To Secret Irvine Kitchen, Orange County Foodies Must Solve Riddles To Find It – Screw the News
Keizo Shimamoto, whose ramen bun went viral in Brooklyn in 2013, has reopened in a shared kitchen with little signage, meaning diners now hunt for lunch the way their grandparents hunted for speakeasies The Bun Returns IRVINE. The ramen burger…
Newsom’s Taxpayer-Funded Posting Team Has 24 Staff And 2.6 Million Dollar Budget, Californians Discover Shitposting Is Now A Line Item – Screw the News
A CalMatters report republished by LAist finds the governor’s communications operation has doubled since 2020, with a four-person Gen Z digital team producing memes, fan edits and taunts at Republicans on official accounts The Ministry Of Memes SACRAMENTO. Governor Gavin…
Rancho Palos Verdes Asks Luxury Resort Guests To Help Pay For The Ground Moving Underneath Them – Screw the News
Measure RS would raise the city’s hotel tax from 10 to 13 percent to raise about 2.2 million dollars a year, a fraction of the roughly 75 million dollars the city expects to spend on landslide damage Pay As You…
Crocodile Spotted At Lance’s Right, Southern California Surfers Suddenly Remember Why They Love Crowded Beach Breaks – Surfing LA
Drone footage of a saltwater crocodile cruising through a famous Mentawai lineup has California surf trip planners reconsidering whether a crowded Huntington Pier session is really so bad The Dream Trip Gets A New Local MENTAWAI ISLANDS, INDONESIA. For generations…
Olympic Surfing Venue Trestles Measures 30 Feet Wide, Organisers Plan To Seat Spectators Single File – Surfing LA
After Hurricane Marie’s leftovers flooded the beach and washed out the access road during the Lexus Trestles Pro, LA28 says it is actively monitoring developments, a phrase locals translate as please stop asking The World’s Most Exclusive Grandstand SAN CLEMENTE….
SURFER Returns To Its Dana Point Birthplace For Film Festival, Surf Movies Finally Get A Red Carpet Made Of Sand – Surfing LA
The magazine founded by John Severson in 1960 partners with the fourth Dana Point Film Festival, running October 29 to November 1, promising four days of ocean films and at least one argument about the best surf movie of all…
Pipeline Wakes Up From Summer Slumber, Thousands Of Southern Californians Suddenly Discover Urgent Family Business On Oahu – Surfing LA
As the North Shore shakes off its summer flatness and Barron Mamiya charges the first good Pipeline session, Orange County surfers begin the annual ritual of explaining to their bosses why they need to visit a cousin in Haleiwa The…
Pro Surfers Grind A Skate Rail Into A Texas Wave Pool, California Purists Request Smelling Salts – Surfing LA
Swatch Nines at Waco Surf delivers boardslides, night flares, winch-launched backflips and electric surfboards, prompting a three-day crisis of identity among Southern California soul surfers Meanwhile, In The Desert WACO, TEXAS. While Southern California surfers spent the second week of…