Philippine Government Launches Digital Literacy Programme to Help Citizens Distinguish Real News From Fake News, Fake News From Satire, and Satire From Senate Press Releases
Four-Year P1.2 Billion Initiative Will Train Twelve Million Filipinos to Identify Misinformation, With Module Four Specifically Addressing Why Some Things That Sound Made Up Are Not Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat MANILA, PHILIPPINES — The Department of Information and…
Last Traditional Jeepney Driver in Metro Manila Converts to Modern E-Jeepney, Immediately Joins Queue of Forty-Seven Modern E-Jeepneys Also Not Moving on EDSA
Modernisation Programme Declares Victory After Final Traditional Jeepney Retires, Nation Notes That Traffic Has Not Changed and That This Was Perhaps the Key Variable Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat METRO MANILA, PHILIPPINES — The Land Transportation Franchising and Regulatory…
Philippine Senate Announces It Will Conduct the Duterte Impeachment Trial Fairly, Impartially, and With Full Awareness That Several Senators Are Also Running for President
Upper Chamber Confirms It Will Set Aside Personal Ambitions for the Duration of Proceedings, Estimated at Twelve to Eighteen Months, Before Resuming Them Immediately Afterward Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat MANILA, PHILIPPINES — The Philippine Senate convened in special…
Manila Flood Control Agency Announces New P80 Billion Infrastructure Programme, Confirms Projects Will Be Completed Before the Next Ice Age and Possibly Before the Next Typhoon Season
Officials Unveil Map Showing Forty-Three Priority Flood Zones, Twenty-Seven of Which Have Been Priority Flood Zones in Every Flood Control Plan Issued Since 1987 Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat MANILA, PHILIPPINES — The Department of Public Works and Highways…
Manila International Airport Installs World’s First Balikbayan Box Pre-Screening Lounge, Where Families May Wait to Receive Boxes Before Boxes Have Been Sent
New P2 Billion NAIA Terminal Facility Addresses Nation’s Most Pressing Infrastructure Need: A Dignified Space for Waiting for Things From Abroad That Have Not Yet Been Mailed Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat MANILA, PHILIPPINES — The Manila International Airport…
Celebrities Appear at LA Climate Fundraiser at Beachfront Mansion in the Area With the Highest Per-Capita Carbon Footprint in the State – Screw the News
Event Raises $2.4 Million for Climate Awareness; 340 Guests Arrived by Private Jet; Several Have Solar Panels and Consider the Matter Settled Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat MALIBU, CA — An invitation-only climate awareness fundraiser Saturday at a $47…
Los Angeles County Fair Returns, Confirms It Is Still the Only Place in Southern California to Buy a Deep-Fried Oreo and an AR-15 Within Thirty Feet of Each Other – Screw the News
Annual Event Is Perfect Portrait of California Contradictions, Says Sociologist Who Then Purchased Funnel Cake and Had an Excellent Afternoon Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat POMONA, CA — The Los Angeles County Fair opened Thursday for its 101st year,…
Los Angeles Introduces Four-Tier Wildfire Risk Classification System In Which Every Neighbourhood Is Tier Four – Screw the News
New Framework Gives Residents Clearer Information About Their Specific Level of Maximum Risk Relative to Other Areas Also at Maximum Risk Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat LOS ANGELES, CA — The California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection released…
Los Angeles Traffic App Recommends Route 14 Minutes Longer Than the One You Were Already On, With Full Confidence – Screw the News
Study Finds Waze, Google Maps, and Apple Maps Simultaneously Routing All Users to the Same Shortcut Has Made the Shortcut Slower Than the Highway It Was Avoiding Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat LOS ANGELES, CA — A UCLA Institute…
Hollywood Studio Announces Reboot of Beloved Property Will Be ‘Darker, Grittier, and Exploring the Character’s Trauma in Ways the Original Lacked the Courage to Address’ – Screw the News
Plan to Take Something Funny and Good and Make It the Kind of Film Where Someone Cries in the Rain While a Composer Makes Ominous Noises Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat CULVER CITY, CA — A major studio announced…