Palos Verdes Surf Club Disbands After Dispute Over Whether Foamies Are Real Surfboards – Surfing LA
Rift Described as “Existential”; Three Members Simply Left for El Porto Palos Verdes Surf Club Disbands After Dispute Over Whether Foamies Are Real Surfboards Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. PALOS VERDES, CA — The Palos…
Surf Coach Charges $800 for Weekend Clinic; Students Learn That Surfing Is “Really About the Feeling” – Surfing LA
Participants Leave Dry; Feeling Is Not Described Surf Coach Charges $800 for Weekend Clinic; Students Learn That Surfing Is “Really About the Feeling” Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. VENICE BEACH, CA — Twelve aspiring surfers…
Huntington Beach Declares Self “Surf City USA” Again After Brief Identity Crisis Caused by Marketing Consultant – Surfing LA
Consultant Now Surfing in Santa Cruz; Invoice Unpaid Huntington Beach Declares Self “Surf City USA” Again After Brief Identity Crisis Caused by Marketing Consultant Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — The city…
San Clemente Surfer Completes 11-Day “Digital Detox”; Immediately Checks Surf Report App – Surfing LA
Detox Center Requests He Not Return San Clemente Surfer Completes 11-Day “Digital Detox”; Immediately Checks Surf Report App Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. SAN CLEMENTE, CA — Minutes after completing an eleven-day digital detox retreat…
California Coastal Commission Approves Plan to Rename All Waves for Clarity – Surfing LA
The Renaming Initiative Will Take Four Years, Cost $12 Million California Coastal Commission Approves Plan to Rename All Waves for Clarity Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. SACRAMENTO, CA — In a 7-4 vote Thursday, the…
Philippines Tops Global Ranking for Social Media Use; Government Celebrates With Facebook Post
Citizens Average 4.2 Hours Daily Online; Experts Estimate 3.9 Hours Spent Arguing Philippines Tops Global Ranking for Social Media Use; Citizens Average 4.2 Hours Daily Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. MANILA — The Philippines has…
Jeepney Modernisation Programme Reaches 12% Completion After Four Years; Government Declares It “On Track”
Officials Note Track Has Been Redefined; Original Track Also Not Found Jeepney Modernisation Programme Reaches 12% Completion After Four Years; Government Declares It “On Track” Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. MANILA — The Department of…
Barangay Captain Wins Re-Election on Platform of “Fixing the Road”; Road Enters 14th Year Unfixed
Incumbent Confirms Road “Very Much Part of the Plan Going Forward” Barangay Captain Wins Re-Election on Platform of “Fixing the Road”; Road Enters 14th Year Unfixed Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. MANILA — Barangay Captain…
Philippine Senate Passes Resolution Praising Itself for Passing Resolutions
Landmark Document Praised by Signatories of the Document Philippine Senate Passes Resolution Praising Itself for Passing Resolutions Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. MANILA — The Philippine Senate passed Senate Resolution 1004 Tuesday commending the Senate…
Manila Flooding Returns; City Surprised for 47th Consecutive Year
Disaster Risk Reduction Council Notes Rain “Came Earlier Than Expected in the Rainy Season” Manila Flooding Returns; City Surprised for 47th Consecutive Year Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. MANILA — Metro Manila experienced severe flooding…