Surf Brand’s Return of 175-Gram Flying Disc Hailed as Biggest Equipment Breakthrough for Days When There Is No Surf – Surfing LA
Huntington Beach surfers begin analyzing a round piece of plastic with the intensity normally reserved for fin placement HUNTINGTON BEACH – The restocking of a 175-gram flying disc by a Southern California surf label has been received by the local…
The QC Jeepney: A Mobile Art Gallery of Existential Commuting
An appreciation of the intricate, baroque design of the iconic public transport vehicle, which serves as a commentary on faith, traffic, and questionable physics. The Baroque Aesthetics of Transit The Quezon City Jeepney is far more than a public utility…
Hermosa Beach Weighs Air Traffic Control for the Strand After 12-Year-Old on Electric Bike Passes a Pelican – Surfing LA
Beach cities draft new rules as surfboard-carrying middle schoolers on fat tires reach speeds previously seen only on the 405 at 3 a.m. HERMOSA BEACH – City officials are considering emergency measures for the Strand, the oceanfront path shared by…
Volume 1 Issue 20 June 28 1947 – Screw the News
Late June Covers Economic Shifts The June 28, 1947 edition focused on economic transitions as America adjusted to peacetime production, featuring articles about factories converting from weapons to washing machines. The business section optimistically predicted prosperity for all, which turned…
Metrolink Riders Brace for Major Service Cuts as Southern California Rediscovers the Joy of Sitting in a Car Alone – Screw the News
OC and Antelope Valley commuters face reduced trains from next month, prompting officials to remind everyone that traffic is ‘just a state of mind’ Metrolink service cuts are on the way for Orange County and Antelope Valley riders, and the…
Costa Mesa Runs Out of Breweries to Host Surf Film Premieres as Every Surfer in Orange County Releases a Movie – Surfing LA
Census of local filmmakers locates one remaining resident who only surfs and describes him as isolated COSTA MESA – The city’s supply of brewery taprooms available for surf film premieres has been exhausted through February, organizers said this week, as…
Santa Monica College Faces Accreditation Scrutiny, Assures Students the Campus Will Remain ‘Mostly a College’ – Screw the News
After years of financial struggle, administrators vow to balance the books, preferably before somebody asks what the beach is costing Santa Monica College is under scrutiny after years of financial struggle, and the question on every student’s mind is whether…
Long Beach Peninsula Orders Evacuations as Pacific Ocean Announces It Would Like Its Beach Back – Screw the News
City fast-tracks plan to rebuild sand, officials describe sea as ‘unusually forward’ and deny rumours the waves have been consulting a lawyer The Long Beach Peninsula has found itself in an awkward negotiation with the Pacific Ocean, which arrived this…
Study Finds 94 Percent of Los Angeles Men Dressed as Surfers Have Not Touched the Ocean Since the Obama Administration – Surfing LA
Guide to what surfers actually wear prompts Silver Lake residents to confirm they own all of the clothes and none of the boards SILVER LAKE – A field study conducted on the Eastside has found that the overwhelming majority of…
Traffic Aide Caught Counterflowing in EDSA Bus Lane Explains He Was Demonstrating What Not to Do
A viral video and a 90-day license suspension leave Metro Manila wondering who enforces the enforcers EDSA Bus Lane Counterflow by Traffic Aide Described as Unscheduled Training Exercise MANDALUYONG – Metro Manila motorists, who have been ticketed for entering the…