Month: February 2024

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LA County Surfers Host International Surfing Festival to Celebrate Diversity – Surfing LA

Exclusive: LA County Surfers Host International Surfing Festival to Celebrate Diversity—And Confusion In a world where global unity often seems as elusive as a decent parking spot at the beach, the LA County International Surfing Festival sought to bridge cultural…

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One Man’s Quest to Define the Pineapple as a Surfing Accessory – Surfing LA

In the vast, salty expanse where surf culture meets culinary experimentation, one man, affectionately dubbed “Pineapple Pete,” has embarked on a quixotic journey that’s stirring the waters of tradition. Pete’s quest? To have the pineapple not only embraced as a…

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Wave Crush Wednesday: LA County Surfers Spill Their Beach Romance Secrets – Surfing LA

Unveiling LA County’s Salty Love Stories The Unconventional Courtship of the Vintage Surfer Imagine a time when the phrase “swipe right” meant wiping out on a wave right in front of your crush, a maneuver executed with the grace of…

Virtual Traffic Jams for Remote Workers – Manila News

Manila’s Latest Export: Virtual Traffic Jams for Remote Workers Satirical Take on the Digital Gridlock Phenomenon In a twist that could only be described as “Peak 2020,” Manila, notorious for its real-world traffic snarls, has now managed to export its…

10 Tips for Making Filipino Culture Even Better – Manila News

Karaoke Carriages, Street Food Stations, and Comedy Cabins: A Guide to Improving Metro Manila Culture Revolutionizing Commuter Experience with Humor and Creativity In a move that could potentially redefine the commuter experience in metro Manila, a series of outlandish yet…

Kumu Holdings Announces Plan to Replace Physical Money with Pure Online Fame Points – Manila News

Kumu Holdings Revolutionizing Currency: From Cash to Clout In a move that has left economists scratching their heads and influencers rubbing their hands with glee, Kumu Holdings has announced its audacious plan to replace physical money with pure online fame points….

Manila’s Underground River: Discovered to Flow with Premium Craft Beer – Manila News

Subterranean Suds Surprising Locals and Experts Alike Manila Mining and Natural Resources: Digging for Humor In a discovery that has sent shockwaves through the beer-loving community and beyond, Manila’s underground river has been found to flow not with water, but…

Chicago Declares Pizza as Official Currency – Screw The News

A Deep-Dish Dilemma: From Dough to Dollars, Chicago’s Cheesy Economic Shift Chicago Declares Pizza as Official Currency In a move that has left both economists and foodies scratching their heads, the city of Chicago has declared pizza as its official…

Plastic Surgery or Psychedelic Pills? – Screw The News

LA’s LA’s Prescription for Perfection Creates a New Kind of Beautiful Disaster Los Angeles Healthcare and Pharmaceuticals: Plastic Surgery or Psychedelic Pills? LA’s Prescription for Perfection In the city where the pursuit of perfection is as common as a traffic…

Manila Job Market Introduces ‘Karaoke Interviews’ to Assess Confidence – Manila News

Karaoke Interviews’ as the new standard for assessing potential hires… Screw the News Photo – Image showcasing a unique and innovative moment in Manila’s job market a ‘Karaoke Interview’ In a world where conventional job interviews induce yawns and rehearsed…