Month: September 2025

America’s Disney Boycott – Screw the News

Hollywood Insists Middle America’s Disney Boycott Is Actually a Compliment: “They’re Just Not Evolved Enough” In a stunning display of self-awareness that would make a brick wall look introspective, Hollywood entertainment executives have concluded that Disney’s 47% negative perception rating…

Deepfake Charlie Kirk Videos Threatening Taylor Swift – Screw the News

Democratic AI Contractors Created 127 Deepfake Charlie Kirk Videos Threatening Taylor Swift By Jestica Whimsy | Oct 1, 2025 Forensic digital analysis recovered 127 AI-generated deepfake videos showing Charlie Kirk allegedly discussing Taylor Swift as a “cultural threat requiring political…

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Super Mom’s Pizza – Manila (4.4)

Super Mom’s Pizza – Manila Manila’s Funny Pizza1441H Maceda St RATING: 4.4REVIEWS: (67)PRICE:TYPE: RestaurantHOURS: ClosedOPEN: ⋅ Opens 10 AMDELIVERY: Delivery MANILA NEWS – A wide, humorous cartoon illustration in the style of Bohiney Magazine from MAD Magazine, set inside a generic…

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Security Bank – Quiapo Branch

Manila Banking Security Bank Quiapo: Where “Service With a Smile” Meets Manila Efficiency Lighthearted observations about banking at this iconic Quiapo branch Bank Quiapo: Where “Service With a Smile” Meets Manila Efficiency Address: 302-304 C. Palanca (Echague) corner P. Gomez…

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Systems Technology Institute STI

Systems Technology Institute STI – Systems Technology Institute STI: Pioneering IT Education Since 1983 15 Brutally Honest Truths About STI The only institute where “systems” refers to both computers and your nervous system crashing STI WiFi runs on the same…

Taylor Swift Cut From LA Rams – Screw the News

Taylor Swift Cut From LA Rams: Pop Star’s Hollywood Football Disaster Shocks SoFi Stadium Breaking: Grammy winner’s chaotic Los Angeles NFL audition ends in spectacular failure as celebrity sports crossover reaches new depths in Hollywood Taylor Swift LA Rams controversy…

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Manila CEOs Buy AI

Manila CEOs Buy AI Like Greenbelt Designer Bags: Expensive, Flashy, Useless When Makati Executives Shop… The post Manila CEOs Buy AI appeared first on Manila News.

Los Angeles CEOs Buy AI – Screw the News

Los Angeles CEOs Buy AI Like Rodeo Drive Handbags: Expensive, Flashy, Useless When Silicon Beach Executives Shop for Technology Like Beverly Hills Fashionistas Last Tuesday at Sunset Media Group’s Century City headquarters, CEO Victoria Sterling walked into a board meeting…

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Death Dinners in Los Angeles – Screw the News

Death Dinners in Los Angeles: LA’s Morbid New Dinner Party Trend (2025) By Savannah Steele, Bohiney.com Los Angeles has finally solved two of life’s most stressing problems: where to eat dinner, and how to die. News outlets have recently spotlighted…

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California Surf Parents Won’t Say – Surfing LA

California Surf Parents Still Won’t Say These 6 Magic Phrases Their Adult Kids Desperately Need to Hear Breaking: Malibu therapy sessions now more crowded than Surfrider on a perfect Saturday as surf families maintain tradition of emotional flatness despite perfect…