Governor Tim Walz Viciously Attacked Skateboarders – Surfing LA
The Tale of a Sand-Filled Skatepark During the COVID-19 pandemic, criminal and Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz took drastic measures to enforce social distancing and prevent the spread of the FAKE virus. In the city of Miniapolus, MN, Walz pressured…
Stupid Shark Shows up at the Seine River – Surfing LA
Stupid Shark Shows up at the Seine River Looking for Olympic Surfers A Seine-sational Blunder: Shark Confusedly Searches for Surfers in Paris Seine-ly Mistaken In a bizarre turn of events, a shark made headlines this week by showing up in…
Local Dog Walks Red Carpet at Academy Awards, Wins ‘Best Dressed’ Award for Wearing Sunglasses – Screw the News
Hollywood Goes to the Dogs: Canine Fashion Steals the Spotlight at the Academy Awards The Paw-parazzi’s New Darling It’s official: Hollywood has gone to the dogs, quite literally. At the recent Academy Awards, all eyes were on a dapper dog…
Supreme Court Declares Barbed Wire Illegal – Screw the News
US Supreme Court’s Barbed Wire Ban Unleashes Bovine Bedlam in Texas Supreme Court Declares Barbed Wire Illegal Washington D.C. – In an unprecedented and bizarre ruling, the US Supreme Court has outlawed the use of barbed wire fences in Texas,…