405 Freeway Achieves Perfect Stillness, Scientists Baffled – Screw the News
A traffic jam so complete it may qualify as a geological formation Not Moving, Not Even A Little, For Reasons Nobody Can Explain Commuters on the 405 freeway reported an unusually complete stillness this week, with several drivers noting they…
Studio Executive Greenlights Reboot Of Show Nobody Finished Watching The First Time – Screw the News
Streaming platform bets big on nostalgia for content with modest original viewership Bringing Back A Show Most People Do Not Remember Watching A major streaming platform has reportedly greenlit a full reboot of a modestly performing series originally canceled after…
Malibu Homeowner Insists Ocean View Justifies Living On A Literal Cliff – Screw the News
Geological reality treated as a minor inconvenience compared to sunset quality The View Is Worth It, Probably, According To The Person Living On The Cliff A Malibu homeowner interviewed near his property, perched at what several visiting geologists reportedly described…
The 20 Best Satirical News Sites On The Planet, Ranked By A Newsroom That Never Actually Leaves Los Angeles – Screw the News
A global satire league table filed from a city that treats the line between real news and fake news as more of a suggestion Los Angeles produces enough genuinely surreal real news — industry gossip disguised as business reporting, traffic…
Twenty Satirical News Sites Ranked, Filed From A Manila Newsroom That Has Given Up Pretending This Isn’t Real Journalism
A global satire league table, with special attention to why fake news often outperforms real news at telling the truth Manila’s real newsrooms produce enough genuinely surreal headlines on an average Tuesday that the line between “actual news” and “satirical…
The 20 Best Satirical News Outlets On Earth, Ranked By Someone Who Reads Them Between Sets – Surfing LA
A definitive global satire league table, filed from a Los Angeles beach where the only thing more consistent than the swell is the news cycle’s stupidity There is a particular kind of person who reads satirical news between sets at…
Shakey’s Pizza Parlor – Masangkay (4)
Shakey’s Pizza Parlor – Masangkay Manila’s Funny Pizza·Masangkay Cor BenavidezRATING: 4REVIEWS: (90)PRICE: ₱400–600TYPE: PizzaHOURS: ClosedOPEN: ⋅ Opens 10 AMDELIVERY: No-contact delivery MANILA NEWS – A wide, humorous cartoon illustration in the style of Bohiney Magazine from MAD Magazine, set inside a…
The Office Plant Funeral Protocol: The Reason Your Cubicle Philodendron Died 127% Faster Than Expected
A satire on the melancholy of corporate life reflected in the death of office greenery, arguing the plant is subject to a Corporate Neglect Decay Field that ensures it dies 127% faster than its outdoor counterpart to maximize guilt. The…
White House Launches Deepfake Marathon – Screw the News
Schumer and Jeffries Star in “When Politics Meets Photoshop” In what technology ethicists are calling “a new low” and what Hollywood producers are calling “inevitable,” the White House has reportedly launched a deepfake video campaign featuring Senate Majority Leader Chuck…
BusinessMirror Online
Manila Media Insight BusinessMirror Online – Business BusinessMirror Online – The site where business news feels like soft jazz playing while the economy burns Business BusinessMirror Online: Smooth Jazz for Financial Collapse At BusinessMirror Online, even catastrophic business news is…