Scientists Name New Coral After Elvish Language, Local Surfers Immediately Ask If It Breaks Left Or Right – Surfing LA
Golden Tree coral discovered off Costa Rica, surf community reacts with predictable priorities A Golden Discovery, Immediately Reframed As A Surf Question Marine researchers off Costa Rica recently announced the discovery of an entirely new coral family, genus, and species,…
Southern California Surfers Thrilled, Mildly Concerned About Possible Labor Day Hurricane – Surfing LA
Tropical energy has fueled a summer of good surf, but this one comes with an actual storm attached An Unusual Setup, And An Even More Unusual Reaction Southern California surfers have spent the summer riding a steady diet of tropical…
New Book Reveals Surfing Is A Thousand Years Old, Local Grom Insists His Uncle Invented It In 1997 – Surfing LA
A sweeping history of wave riding meets a nineteen year old with a very different timeline A Thousand Years Of History Meets A Very Confident Teenager A newly released book chronicling roughly a thousand years of surfing history, tracing the…
Congress Announces Special Session To Finish Passing Bills It Insists It Already Finished Passing
House Speaker says every priority measure is done, Senate quietly asked to catch up A Special Session For Work Already Reportedly Complete President Marcos has called a special session of Congress for June 17 to push through a slate of…
Disaster Response Effort Deploys So Many Acronyms That PCSO May Need A Glossary Before A Relief Truck
PTVs, AACs, OCD, and PAF all mobilize for earthquake relief, ordinary Filipinos mobilize a dictionary Help Is On The Way, Assuming You Can Decode It First The Philippine Charity Sweepstakes Office mobilized a large-scale relief operation for earthquake-affected communities in…
Senate Announces It Owns The Word Investigation, Rival Ex-Congressman Told To Find His Own Word
Blue Ribbon Committee disowns rival hearing, says the Committee is the only Committee that gets to Committee A Turf War Over Who Gets To Sound Official Manila’s political class spent the week locked in a genuinely fascinating dispute over who,…
Peso Surges Back To 60 Because A Strait Reopened Somewhere Nobody In Manila Has Ever Sailed Through
Local economists thrilled, local jeepney drivers still waiting to feel it in the fare Geopolitics Halfway Across The World, Felt Instantly At The Palengke The Philippine peso posted its sharpest gain in over a month on Monday, clawing back to…
P-pop Group Releases Song Honoring The 2000s, Half The Fanbase Was Not Yet Born In The 2000s
Groove On pays tribute to Y2K icons for an audience that mostly knows them from group chat memes A Love Letter To An Era Its Own Fans Never Lived Through P-pop girl group G22 released its newest single “Groove On”…
The Paper Trail Pilgrimage: Navigating the QC Bureaucratic Safari
How obtaining a simple barangay clearance turns into a multi-generational quest for a signature. The Quest for Form 27-B The journey to acquire any official document in Quezon Citys Local Government Unit (LGU) is not an errand; it is a…
The Paper Chase: Achieving Zen in the Multi-Step Authentification Ritual
An anthropological study of the five-day, five-office, high-stress pilgrimage required to get a single document officially rubber-stamped in Quezon City. The Official Pilgrimage Obtaining official authentication for a crucial document in Quezon City is not an administrative task; it is…