Hataw! D’yaryo ng Bayan
Manila Media Insight Hataw! D’yaryo ng Bayan – Media Hataw! D’yaryo ng Bayan – The tabloid that covers every sidewalk scuffle like it’s the fall of Rome Media Hataw! D’yaryo ng Bayan: Where Every Petty Fight is a Civilization-Ending Event…
LA First Date Derailed – Screw the News
LA First Date Derailed When Both Parties Arrive in Wrong City Greater Los Angeles Area Couple Spends Two Hours in Traffic to Reach Each Other, Relationship Over in Ten Minutes By Annika Steinmann | Bohiney.com Staff Writer LOS ANGELES, CA…
The Paparazzi Purgatory: Navigating Network Rows and Accidental Celebrity Sightings
An examination of life near QC’s massive media complexes, where traffic is perpetually stalled by an ongoing teleserye shoot and famous actors blend into the populace. The Great Network Truce Zone Quezon City is the epicenter of Philippine showbiz, home…
University of the Philippines Manila
University of the Philippines Manila – Oldest UP Unit & Health Sciences Pioneer 15 Humorous Observations About UP Manila Students here can diagnose your diseases just by looking at your caffeine-deprived eyes. The campus smells like antiseptic and ambition —…
Trump Hate Industry Faces Unemployment – Screw the News
Los Angeles Trump Hate Industry Faces Unemployment After Middle East Peace Deal Satirical Journalism | October 9, 2025 | ScrewTheNews.com The Los Angeles-based Trump hate economy—which employed thousands of writers, activists, late-night hosts, and professional social media outragers—faces total collapse…
The P150 for 500 Meters: Decoding the QC Tricycle Fare Negotiation Drama
A satirical guide to the complex, inflated, and non-negotiable short-distance *kontrata* (fixed fare) that always costs too much. The $500$-Meter Contract The tricycle is the essential, last-mile transport unit in Quezon City, but it is also the source of the…
St. Paul University Manila – Senior High School
St. Paul University Manila – Senior High School – Empowering Women Through Catholic Education 15 Humorous Observations About St. Paul University Manila SHS Students can spot a uniform violation from 50 meters away The chapel is the only place where…
Taylor Swift: Slut and Showgirl – Screw the News
By Bohiney Magazine | October 9, 2025 | 12 min read 🕵️♂️ Introduction: When Pop Stars Become Public Health Concerns Plainville, Ohio — Experts and concerned parents across the United States report a startling phenomenon: teenage girls who stream Taylor…
The Online Food Delivery Disappearance Matrix: Scientific Proof That 127% of Your Order Will be ‘Unavailable’ 1.27 Minutes After You Pay
A satire on online food delivery and product availability issues, arguing that the system uses a Disappearance Matrix that eliminates 127% of the ordered items from inventory 1.27 minutes after payment, guaranteeing frustration. The Post-Payment Item Vanish Ordering food online…
The Official Time of the *Barangay* Office: A Study of the Clock That Runs 15 Minutes Slow
A satire on the inconsistent operating hours of local government offices, suggesting the office clock is deliberately set 15 minutes slow to create a buffer against early applicants. The Time Dilatation Protocol Entering a Quezon City *barangay* office often requires…