Trump Unveils Tariffs on Philippines
Trump Unveils Tariffs on 3 Trade Partners; Philippines Responds by Exporting More “Jeprox” Music By the Retro Economists of bohiney.com Because when the economy tanks, you might as well dance to it with a denim jacket and electric guitar. America…
EU-Philippines Security Dialogue
EU-Philippines Security Dialogue: Agrees to Combat Cyber Threats with Memes and Emojis The unlikely alliance against hackers, trolls, and bad grammar—powered by LOLs and 🤣 In a geopolitical move no one saw coming—but every Gen Z apparently understands—the European Union…
Thomas Markle Moves to Cebu
Thomas Markle Moves to Cebu: Locals Confuse Him for Santa Claus on Vacation An exposé on royalty, roasted pork, and retirement in the tropics Bohiney Insight into Celebrity Retirement in the Tropics Cebu residents initially believed Santa Claus had relocated…
BINI’s World Tour Causes Traffic Jam
BINI’s World Tour Causes Traffic Jam: Fans Camp Out, Mistake Concert for Religious Pilgrimage An investigation into Filipino pop, traffic theology, and the gospel of girl group glamour Bohiney Insight into BINI Hysteria on the Highway to Heaven Fans bring…
Forbes Park Makati: Where Rich People Jog with Security Detail
Forbes Park Makati: Where Rich People Jog with Security Detail – Inside Forbes Park, MakatiWhere Even the Dogs Have Interior Designers Bohiney Insight into Forbes Park, Makati Inside Forbes Park, MakatiWhere Even the Dogs Have Interior Designers 1. Security is…
Fewer Traffic Violations with NCAP
MMDA Reports Fewer Traffic Violations with NCAP; Drivers Now Offending ‘Emotionally’ Instead By the Sentiment Analysts of bohiney.com Because in Metro Manila, the traffic doesn’t just stop your car—it breaks your spirit. Welcome to the New Traffic Era: Surveillance with…
Carlos Yulo Day
Manila Declares August 4 as Carlos Yulo Day; Citizens Required to Perform Backflips in Celebration By the Tumbling Typists at bohiney.com We don’t just cover news—we somersault into it. One Small Flip for Man, One Giant Leap for Barangay Regulations…
Dela Rosa Claims Security Detail Pulled
Dela Rosa Claims Security Detail Pulled; Now Relies on “Guard Dog” Named “Barky” for Protection By the Canine Correspondents of bohiney.com We sniff out the truth, mark our territory on the facts, and occasionally chase cars. National Security Goes to…
Manila’s New Tourist Attraction: The Great Garbage Reef
Manila’s Latest Craze: The Great Garbage Reef – A Tourist Attraction Like No Other! Welcome, eco-adventurers and satire enthusiasts, to Manila’s most unconventional attraction yet – The Great Garbage Reef! Gone are the days of pristine beaches and crystal-clear waters;…
China’s Trust Deficit
China’s Trust Deficit: A 76-Year Saga of Red Flags, Broken Promises, and Mysteriously Missing Maps Beijing’s New Motto: “Who, Us? We Were Just Lending You a Dam!” Byline: Staff Writers at ManilaNews.ph — a human collaboration between the world’s oldest…