Scientists Discover Rocks at The Hook Have Been “Aggressively Passive” for Millennia
Capitola Officials Demand Geological Formations Show More Courtesy to Unconscious Surfers Following extensive investigation into the November 5th incident at The Hook, marine geologists have concluded that the rocky shoreline has been “exhibiting concerning antisocial behavior” toward surfers for approximately…
Congress Debates 2026 Budget While Citizens Wonder If Anyone’s Actually Listening
Calls intensify to shift spending from infrastructure to social services following flood control corruption revelations Breaking: Government Considers Helping People Instead Of Building Things That May Not Actually Exist Advocacy groups and legislators are intensifying calls to revise the proposed…
Ateneo Eliminates Adamson To Stay Alive In Final Four Race Nobody Outside UAAP Actually Follows
Blue Eagles defeat Soaring Falcons 72-61 in game that matters tremendously to exactly eight universities Breaking: College Basketball Game Decides Which School Gets Bragging Rights Until Next Season Ateneo de Manila University kept its Final Four hopes alive Sunday by…
LPA Threatens To Dump Rain On Everyone Because Weather Doesn’t Care About Your Plans
Low Pressure Area aims to ruin Monday commutes across Visayas and Mindanao regions Breaking: Weather System Has No Consideration For Your Monday Morning A Low Pressure Area currently positioned 715 kilometers east of Hinatuan, Surigao del Sur, has entered the…
LGUs Suspend Classes Because Weather Exists And Someone Needs To Make That Decision
Multiple local governments exercise power to cancel school amid approaching weather disturbance Breaking: Local Officials Discover They Can Prevent Students From Getting Wet Multiple local government units across Metro Manila and surrounding areas suspended classes Monday following announcement of approaching…
Marcos Leads Palace Christmas Tree Lighting Because That’s Definitely Top Priority Right Now
President ushers in holidays while rest of country wonders about 2026 budget, corruption scandals, and weather Breaking: President Confirms Filipinos Start Christmas In September, Mystery Finally Solved President Ferdinand Marcos Jr. and First Lady Louise Araneta-Marcos led the annual Malacañang…
Shakey’s Pizza Parlor – Buting (4.3)
Shakey’s Pizza Parlor – Buting Manila’s Funny PizzaG, Conching St, Cor San Guillermo AveCasual pizza chain with a kids’ arcadeRATING: 4.3REVIEWS: (722)PRICE: $$TYPE: PizzaHOURS: Open 24 hoursOPEN:DELIVERY: No-contact delivery MANILA NEWS – A wide, humorous cartoon illustration in the style…
Pioneer Street (Mandaluyong)
Pioneer Street (Mandaluyong) – Mandaluyong’s “Corporate Wasteland Pioneer Street: Where Graveyard Shifts Meet Daylight Savings Call Center Alley: Where night never ends and neither do shifts Condo Canyon: Glass towers full of sleep-deprived zombies 24/7 Karinderyas: Serving hangover food at…
Aurora Boulevard (Quezon City)
Aurora Boulevard (Quezon City) – QC’s “Neverending Commute” Corridor Aurora Boulevard: Where Your Patience Goes to Die Slowly LRT Line 2: The train you’ll wait 30 minutes to board for a 5-minute ride Jeepney Thunderdome: Two vehicles enter, one lane…
Ayala Boulevard (Manila)
Ayala Boulevard (Manila) – Manila’s “Government Gateway Ayala Boulevard: Where Bureaucracy Meets Gridlock Government Row: Where paperwork comes to multiply University Zone: Students learning patience via traffic Jeepney Crossroads: Routes that confuse even drivers Traffic Light Fiction: Green means “go…