Month: June 2026

Culver City Tech Company Adds Mandatory Gratitude Practice On Top Of The Mandatory Mindfulness Practice – Screw the News

Employees Now Required To Be Grateful For The Mandatory Mindfulness During A Separate Mandatory Gratitude Period Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Culver City Tech Company Adds Mandatory Gratitude Practice On Top Of The Mandatory Mindfulness Practice CULVER CITY —…

Los Angeles County Launches Parking App That Requires The User To Already Be Parked To Use Effectively – Screw the News

County CIO Notes The Flow Issue Is On The Roadmap For Version 2.0 Which Also Requires Being Parked To Complete Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Los Angeles County Launches Parking App That Requires The User To Already Be Parked…

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El Segundo Longboarder Insists He Invented The Noserider In 1987 And Has Filed The Relevant Paperwork – Surfing LA

Patent Office Has Declined Comment But Longboarder Remains Confident In His Intellectual Property Position Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat El Segundo Longboarder Insists He Invented The Noserider In 1987 And Has Filed The Relevant Paperwork EL SEGUNDO — A…

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Redondo Beach Surfer Sues Neighboring Surfer For Blocking His Swell Window With An Excessively Large Aura – Surfing LA

Plaintiff Alleges Defendant’s Spiritual Energy Has Been Disrupting Wave Access Since June Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Redondo Beach Surfer Sues Neighboring Surfer For Blocking His Swell Window With An Excessively Large Aura REDONDO BEACH — A Redondo Beach…

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Long Beach Officially Declares Itself A Surf Town Despite Having Waves That Are Technically Classified As Ripples – Surfing LA

City Council Cites Quote The Spirit Of The Thing And Also The Economic Development Potential Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Long Beach Officially Declares Itself A Surf Town Despite Having Waves That Are Technically Classified As Ripples LONG BEACH…

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Santa Barbara Surfer Wins Legal Battle To Have Kelp Forest Classified As A Gated Community – Surfing LA

Surfer Argues Sea Urchins Are Quote Clearly Running A Homeowners Association Out There Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Santa Barbara Surfer Wins Legal Battle To Have Kelp Forest Classified As A Gated Community SANTA BARBARA — A Santa Barbara…

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Laguna Beach Introduces Mandatory Mindfulness Pause Before Each Wave, Backlog Now Extends To Thursday – Surfing LA

City Ordinance Requires Thirty Seconds Of Intentional Presence Before Any Surfer May Begin Paddling Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Laguna Beach Introduces Mandatory Mindfulness Pause Before Each Wave, Backlog Now Extends To Thursday LAGUNA BEACH — A Laguna Beach…

Philippine Bureau Of Immigration Introduces New Arrival Form With Forty Seven Questions About Whether The Visitor Has Been To The Philippines Before

Officials Note The Form Also Asks If Visitor Plans To Return Which Creates Certain Philosophical Paradoxes Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Philippine Bureau Of Immigration Introduces New Arrival Form With Forty Seven Questions About Whether The Visitor Has Been…

Philippine Congress Passes Bill Requiring All Government Press Releases To Include The Word Historic At Least Twice

Lawmakers Say The Legislation Is Historic And Represents A Historic Shift In Government Communications Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Philippine Congress Passes Bill Requiring All Government Press Releases To Include The Word Historic At Least Twice MANILA — The…

Maynilad Announces Water Service Improvement Plan That Improves The Plan For Improving Water Service

Company Releases Forty Page Roadmap For Creating A Roadmap To Address The Existing Roadmap’s Deficiencies Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Maynilad Announces Water Service Improvement Plan That Improves The Plan For Improving Water Service MANILA — Maynilad Water Services…