Ortigas Executive Has Won So Many Business Awards He Is Now Shortlisted for an Award Recognizing the Number of Awards
As Manila’s gala season peaks, a logistics chief with 31 trophies confronts a shortage of shelf space, adjectives and people left to thank MANILA – The capital’s business awards season reaches one of its high points Tuesday, when the 17th…
California Passes Three New E-Bike Safety Laws, Teenagers Express Their Deep Respect by Reading None of Them – Screw the News
New rules aim to make riding safer, while the e-bike itself remains the only vehicle in America that is simultaneously a bicycle, a motorcycle and a personality California has introduced three new e-bike safety laws, and the early verdict from…
The QC Mall as a Micro-Climate: An Ecosystem of Controlled Retail Chaos
An examination of the gigantic shopping centers that serve as the city’s true public squares, offering controlled temperature, existential dread, and 500 choices for milk tea. The Air-Conditioned Public Square In Quezon City, the gigantic shopping center is not merely…
Nation’s Fathers Demand to Know What a Pokemon Unite Is After It Wins the Philippines a Historic Asian Games Medal
Bronze in Nagoya, the country’s first esports medal at the Games, forces a generation of parents to revisit the phrase stop playing that MANILA – Filipino parents spent the weekend reconsidering several decades of household policy after the national esports…
Metro Manila Offices Report Sharp Productivity Loss Among Employees Aged 34 to 42 After Love Team Reunion Is Confirmed
News that Heart Evangelista and John Prats will share a film for the first time in two decades sends a generation back to 2002, where it intends to remain MANILA – Employers across the capital are reporting a measurable drop…
Malibu Surfers Greet Record El Nino Forecast by Preparing to Be Disappointed in Two Sports at Once – Surfing LA
With snow maps and swell models both promising a historic winter, Southern California board owners brace for the best season they will ever complain about MALIBU – Forecasts of a potentially record-breaking El Nino have reached the Southern California surfing…
Venice Shaper Answers World’s First Beer-Filled Surfboard With Board Holding 40 Liters of Cold-Pressed Celery Juice – Surfing LA
Local craftsman says the wellness community deserves a hollow board of its own, concedes that it rides like a refrigerator VENICE – A local surfboard shaper has unveiled a hollow board filled with 40 liters of cold-pressed celery juice, in…
Santa Monica Life Coach Charging $450 an Hour to Tell Tech Workers to Paddle Has Never Personally Paddled – Surfing LA
Surfing-as-life-metaphor industry booms on the Westside as clients learn to commit to the wave of a difficult email SANTA MONICA – A Westside life coach who has built a six-figure practice teaching technology employees to “ride the waves of life”…
Two Desert Cities 100 Miles From the Ocean Now Locked in Bitter Dispute Over Who Has the Better Ocean – Surfing LA
Coachella Valley wave pool rivalry escalates as residents who have never seen a tide develop strong opinions about lineup etiquette PALM SPRINGS – The Coachella Valley, a region known for golf, date shakes and afternoons hot enough to fry an…
Volume 1 Issue 21 July 5 1947 – Screw the News
Post-Independence Day Reflection The July 5, 1947 edition reflected on Independence Day celebrations and American identity in the post-war era, featuring patriotic articles that were both genuinely heartfelt and amusingly naive. The newspaper captured a moment of peak American confidence…