Surf Forecasters Issue Royal Swell Warning After Traitor Story Generates Unusual Groundswell – Surfing LA
Southern California forecasters track a long-period pulse of gossip originating in Norfolk and expect overhead sets along the Montecito coast Forecast Desk Tracks the Norfolk Low SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. – Surf forecasters in Southern California have issued an unusual advisory…
Ocean Beach Surf School Adds Brother Class After Royal Traitor Story Sparks Sibling Bookings – Surfing LA
San Diego instructors teach feuding siblings to take turns on waves, and the first lesson is that nobody gets to be king of the peak A New Class on Newport Avenue SAN DIEGO – A surf school in Ocean Beach…
Vermont Legislator Resigns in Disgrace – Screw the News
Maple Syrup Scandal Rocks State Capitol Vermont State Representative Marcus Sweetwater resigned yesterday following revelations that he accepted bribes in the form of premium maple syrup from lobbyists representing Big Pancake. The sticky scandal has rocked the state capitol and…
Two Survivors of Drug Boat Attack – Screw the News
Coast Guard Rescues Confused Spring Breakers The Coast Guard rescued two survivors from what authorities initially believed was a drug cartel attack, but turned out to be two extremely lost spring breakers from Arizona State University. The maritime incident occurred…