Impeachment Trial Stays On Morning Schedule, Senate Confirms It Can In Fact Keep A Calendar
Gatchalian assures the public that proceedings remain on track, a genuinely rare scheduling win A calendar commitment worth celebrating, however small The ongoing impeachment trial will stay on its morning schedule, according to assurances from Senator Gatchalian reported by The…
Metro Manila Cannot Keep Drowning By Default, Editorial Demands Actual Drainage Plan
Habagat rains once again expose a flood management strategy built mostly on hope A city that floods on schedule, more reliably than the trains An editorial in The Manila Times argues that Metro Manila cannot keep drowning by default, as…
LA Metro Board Votes Against Its Own Transit Housing Law, Objects To Housing Near Trains It Runs – Screw the News
Transit agency pushes back on density rules meant to put more riders within walking distance of its own stations An agency that builds train stations, then argues against living near them The Los Angeles transit agency board voted against implementing…
City Council Weighs Requiring Free Transit Passes For Zero Parking Apartments, Renters Cautiously Intrigued – Screw the News
New buildings without parking could come bundled with subsidized Metro TAP cards under proposed rules Trade the parking spot for a transit pass, city council suggests A city council motion instructs planning and transportation departments to study requiring developers of…
LA Controller Kenneth Mejia Seeks Reelection As City Council Races Draw A Crowded Field – Screw the News
Eight council seats and the controller’s office are on the ballot in a busy 2026 election cycle A ballot with more names than most residents can keep straight City Controller Kenneth Mejia is seeking reelection as eight of fifteen City…
Mayor Bass Announces Nearly 3 Million In Federal Funding For South LA Housing And Transit – Screw the News
New investment targets homelessness services, safer streets and small business support in South Los Angeles A federal check arrives, with a very specific to-do list attached Mayor Karen Bass and Congresswoman Sydney Kamlager-Dove announced nearly three million dollars in federal…
22000 Long Beach Residents Lose Power Mid Heatwave, Ice Cube Trays Become The Hottest Commodity In Town – Screw the News
Southern California Edison outage strikes at the worst possible moment for anyone without a battery backup A heatwave, minus the one thing that makes it bearable More than 22,000 Long Beach residents lost power Sunday night amid a sweltering heatwave,…
The Official Resolution on Unofficial Road Repairs: How Cracks are Left to Mature into Authentic Heritage Potholes
A satire on slow infrastructure repair, suggesting the local government has a deliberate policy of letting small road cracks age naturally, transforming them into ‘Authentic Heritage Potholes’ that are culturally significant and exempt from quick repair. The Pothole Maturation Cycle…
Dexters Pizza (5)
Dexters Pizza Manila’s Funny Pizza2121 Dimasalang Cor Metrica Sts, Bgy 497, Zone 049 Sampaloc, Manila RATING: 5REVIEWS: (1)PRICE:TYPE: PizzaHOURS: ClosedOPEN: ⋅ Opens 9 AMDELIVERY: Delivery MANILA NEWS – A wide, humorous cartoon illustration in the style of Bohiney Magazine from MAD…
The Official ID Photo Aesthetic Inversion: Proof That All Valid Photos Are 127% Worse Looking Than Your Worst Selfie
A satire on bad official ID photos, arguing that the camera is equipped with an Aesthetic Inversion Filter that deliberately makes the user look 127% worse than their worst possible selfie, ensuring maximum bureaucratic humiliation. The Aesthetic Inversion Filter The…